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My dandelion forest has almost defeated me. I admit it. There have been three skirmishes within the last week. I enter

Image from Heritagerecipes.com. Apparently you can do tasty things with dandelions.

the field of battle (i.e., my front yard) armed with a weeding tool and a surly look. The dandelions titter and dig in their roots a little more, just to irritate me. It’s as if they know how futile my attempts at organic weed control really are.

After each skirmish, I retreat into the house. My hands are aching from manipulating the weeding tool and I’m covered with dirt. After cleaning up carefully, I launch right into my knitting. My right hand can barely hold the needle at first, it’s so overworked. And yet I can’t think of another activity I’d rather be doing.

Sure, the knitting is relaxing; napping would be too, but that’s not the point. I am knitting to spite the dandelions. You haven’t licked me! I can go on with my life and my knitting. My battle injuries don’t even slow me down. Tomorrow I’ll come back even more determined than ever and I’ll repel your invasion. You’ll run crying back to my neighbor’s yard, where they seem to be running a dandelion hostel.

I knit and I defy you, oh dandelions. You’ve met your match. Come on. Make my day! (I twirl a knitting needle like six-shooter.)

And now, for the work in progress I promised you. The KO that is the symbol of my dandelion face-off. It really ought to be yellow. Well, you can’t have everything. The shawl pattern is the Panoramic Stole from Coastal Knits.

Do you think my cat has a sarcastic look on his face? I took several copies of this photo and he looked sarcastic in every one. It’s as if he’s saying, “seriously?”

I messed up a knitting project this weekend. I mean really messed up. The kind of messed up where I realized that, somewhere along the way, while I wasn’t paying attention, I had nearly doubled the number of stitches I was supposed to have on the needles.

And I wondered why this shawl project was taking so long.

So anyway, I really did fantasize about throwing my project onto the floor and stomping on it. Then coming back with a pair of golf cleats and stomping on it some more. Then, strapping it to a bottle rocket and launching it into the clouds. The obliging bottle rocket would then set the whole thing gloriously on fire and the ashes of my benighted project would rain from the heavens.

So what if I don’t own any golf cleats?  I could probably make my own with a pair of old sneakers and some thumb tacks. I’m a crafty kind of gal.

So did I do it? No.

After I was done with the first few rounds of revenge fantasies, I sat down and frogged my project, then started again.

Aren’t you proud of me? No pyrotechnics? Only a little bit of weeping.

What do you fantasize about when you realize you’ve messed up a project?

It may be dreary outside, but this cardigan is bringing me sunshine.

A dose of vitamin D on a rainy day. Pattern is Vitamin D by Heidi Kirrmaier.

I’m wearing a yellow hand knit cardigan  to work today and I feel wonderful. Not just wonderful, but joyful.

Every time I look away from my keyboard and my glance glides over my yellow, woolly sleeve I feel a sense of enormous pride. Here is something beautiful and useful that I made with my own hands. The stockinette is smooth. The fit is good (better than I expected). The color is bright, cheerful and (bonus) doesn’t clash with my wardrobe.

I learned quite a bit in knitting this garment. I learned how to use short rows to shape a garment. I fell in love with how graceful a knit can look when constructed in long curves instead of straight blocks.

The eyelets didn’t turn out half bad either.

WIP Wednesday

Happy WIP Wednesday.

Today I’m featuring the Work Sock. That’s what I’m calling this sock, because I’ve been working on on it bit by bit for more than a month during snatches of free time at work.

My Hermione sock, knitted in Cascade Heritage Paints. Can't remember the colorway off the top of my head, but it's something pretty, blue and subdued. It's just possible that I might actually wear this sock to work, instead of leaving it in the drawer at home.
And yes, that's a red stapler. More on that some other time.

I chose the Hermione’s Everyday Sock pattern by Erica Lueder. I thought it would be an easy pattern to pick up and put down: a necessary feature when knitting in the break room. You would think people would let you knit in peace, but they don’t. Not that I mind chatting; I’m social and I like chatting, but when I chat I drop stitches. Or I forget what I’m doing and knit an entire round of garter stitch. Sigh.

I’m taking part in 3rd Annual Knitting and Crochet Blog Week. Today’s task is to think about my yarn-based crafting balance.

Are you a knitter or a crocheter, or are you a bit of both?

At the moment, I’m a knitter, exclusively. I have never done any more with a crochet hook than what I need to start a pie shawl, fix a dropped stitch, or do a crochet bind off. I keep my crochet hooks in my notions bag, along with my markers, my scissors, and my measuring tape.

I guess this means I’m monogamous, but…

If you are monogamous in your yarn-based crafting, is it because you do not enjoy the other craft or have you simply never given yourself the push to learn it?

…but I’m crochet-curious.

I learned to knit when I was 8 and have remained attracted to it ever since. I started out with the vanilla stuff (dish cloths and ribbed scarfs), but later on I developed an interest in riskier business (lace, cables, and entrelac). I even dig a few of the more adventurous pursuits (amigurumi looks interesting) and don’t mind an unconventional approach (hello, blended intarsia, where have you been all my life?).

Crochet is interesting and very attractive in its own way. Very flexible. Very dynamic. And it can bend and twist in the most sultry ways. Ways I wish my knitting could do. I’m curious about it. Really curious. I mean, crochet can do this:

Elise Shawl by Evan Plevinski

And this:

#01 Afghan by Nicky Epstein from Vogue Knitting Crochet 2012.

Crochet is the one fiber art that can’t be fully duplicated by machines. It’s totally awesome.

But knitting is safe, and familiar. And it just has a way with me.

If I decided to take up with crochet, I would be starting over from square one. I don’t know if I want to go through all that.

And yet…

Sometimes I fantasize about knitting a lovely cashmere sweater. And then, picking up a crochet hook and whipping out a tantalizing trim of lace at the bosom. Knitting and crochet at the same time.

Eat Your Heart Out Willoughby by Melissa Horozewski, as seen on Ravelry. Eat your heart out, indeed. (Ok, technically this whole piece was designed in crochet, but you could easily do the body in knitting instead.)

Is it warm in here?

We’ve arrived at day 6 of the third annual knitting and crochet blog week. Today’s task is to contemplate the status of my skills. Or, more properly, my “skillz,” because I think it’s important not to be too vain about your abilities. A “z” puts a pin in that one nicely.

Below is the description of today’s challenge from www.eskimimimakes.com:

Improving Your Skillset
How far down the road to learning your craft do you believe yourself to be? Are you comfortable with what you know or are you always striving to learn new skills and add to your knowledge base? Take a look at a few knitting or crochet books and have a look at some of the skills mentioned in the patterns. Can you start your amigurumi pieces with a magic circle, have you ever tried double knitting, how’s your intarsia? If you are feeling brave, make a list of some of the skills which you have not yet tried but would like to have a go at, and perhaps even set yourself a deadline of when you’d like to have tried them by.

Today, I’m attending my very first knitting convention, Yarnover, in the Twin Cities. I’m very excited. I’m taking two classes (blended intarsia and a sock lecture) and I hope to squeeze in a little shopping as well.

Fiber is so hawt.

What better place to meditate on the status of my skills than at a convention like this? I’ll be surrounded by amazing, inspiring knitters. There will be plenty of accomplished knitters there–higher life forms–whose knowledge and abilities will make mine look like childish fumbling. And there will also be beginners and intermediate knitters, like me.

These knitters are so advanced that their whole bodies have turned into wool.

Throughout the day, I plan to update this blog, twitter style, with my thoughts about my skill set. What do I experience that makes me feel proud? What do I see that makes me feel like a paramecium? It should be a fascinating study.

Blended Intarsia Class with Susan Newhall

9:15 am. I feel so privileged to be taking a class with the person who invented this knitting technique. And hey, at least I can be pretty sure that no one else in this class has done this before either.

9:47 am. I have finished the set up rows for the diamond scarf we’re knitting in class. Never has seed stitch made my hands shake so much. Performance anxiety.

10:22 am. For the first time I’m happy to be a thrower. Throwing is easier for blended intarsia. Go me.

10:58 am. During break classmate is showing off a project. “Details” scarf with flames like a hot rod. Zounds. And she designed it herself. Double Zounds. I wish I had gotten a picture of it.

My Blended Intarsia scarf... or at least the portion I finished in class.

11:40 am. Says Susan Newhall, who has just sketched a tree on the whiteboard: “that looks like a dead body.” Bwah hah hah.

12:00 pm.  I love this new technique. It’s so intuitive and very painterly. Just like working with water colors. I feel as though it would be very easy to sit down and experiment without feeling like I’m going to ruin my project. I can imagine a shape I want to make and how I could knit it. This is really empowering.

Socks from the Yarn Up, with Clara Parkes

2:00 pm. Deconstructing socks with Clara Parks. This lady is like a walking, talking encyclopedia of yarn knowledge. And we’re grilling her. I’m learning so much more about fiber than I ever thought there was to know. For instance:

  • Mercerized cotton is so strong because the fibers are longer.
  • “Cotton and wool are a happy blend because they compensate for each other’s weaknesses.” Wool has moisture management and elasticity going for it. Cotton has good strength, but is not so good on the other two.
  • “Bamboo likes to be abused. It has relationship issues.” Hoo boy.

2:11 pm ”Wool is scrumtrulescent.” I had to look this up. It’s a word that appears to exist only on Urban Dictionary and Saturday Night Live. It means: So great that any other word employed would be woefully insufficient, and would serve only to limit the sheer magnitude of the greatness intended as a descriptor. 

2:19 pm. ”Call me old-fashioned, but I like to knit with things I can make in my basement.” I can sympathize, but I would add other rooms of my house to this list, such as living room and kitchen. And specifically subtract anything that comes from a lab. Although I do sort of like to have a bit of nylon in my socks because it’s so strong.

2:21 pm. “Sheep breeders are the ultimate mad scientists. Crazy frankensheep.” I had no idea how carefully sheep breeders breed their sheep. They pay a lot of attention to which sheep are their best producers and make sure to breed the best together. Poor sheep. It’s all arranged marriages for them. Or rather, arranged assignations.

2:28 pm. “Try stranding kidsilk haze into your next pair of socks.” That sounds yummy. I must remember to try this.

2:33 pm. “The creepy thing about Angora is rabbit saliva. It’s a hollow fiber…” From the  Things I Wish I Didn’t Know Department.

2:42 pm. ”Ravenwood cashmere. That’s it.” Thank you for pointing me to this cashmere producer. Anything Clara recommends this vehemently must be good.

2:52 pm. ”Silk worms are born without a mouth. They lay eggs and they die. And we harvest their spit.” Yay. More things I wish I didn’t know.

3:10 pm. ”Silk has no elasticity. Like a Pyrex tube.” But it’s very strong. And also great for insulation. I can vouch for this. I wear it when biking in cold weather. Still, when she says this I imagine dropping one of silk undershirts and shattering it all over the floor. Although Pyrex is supposed to be pretty tough, so maybe it would just bounce.

Clara gave us little tufts of each fiber as she lectured on it. The only one I can identify on sight is that little ball of brown cashmere. I took that one home. Oh so buttery and wonderful. And want to hear something gross? It feels a lot like my Maine Coon. Mom suggested I start saving his fur to spin with...yeah...not ready for that.

3:29 pm. Oh dear, this blog post has devolved into a series of Clara Parks quotes. Which by itself is totally awesome, but not what I set out to do at all. She’s so inspiring and so goofy. I guess I’ve learned that other knitters thrive on goofiness. Good lesson.

3:38pm. ”Twist = energy. This is the law of yarn.” And it has so much impact on how the yarn behaves in what you knit. I need to buy her book, Knitters Book of Wool to learn more about this.

3:50 pm. ”2 ply yarn. Here be dragons.” Sounds like each ply fights against the other. But  3 ply is more harmonious. They like to cluster together. But with 4-ply, there’s always an odd man out. Past 4-ply, I start to get pretty confused.

My Goals
I had a wonderful time at Yarnover.

Yep. I had fun. Here's my haul from the Yarnover market.

I’m participating in the 3rd Annual Knitting and Crochet Blog Week. Today is Something A Bit Different challenge day. Enjoy.

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I had fun with this one. It all started with imagining what a knitting/crochet themed version of The Onion would look like. It spiraled from there.
 
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And just because I had so much fun making these, and because I promised the designers I would credit them and, while I was at it, link to their blogs, here you go:
All five of my Crasher Squirrel Ravelry images.

Color Affection by Veera Välimäki. Thank you for your kind permission to use this photo. Check out her blog: 100-rain.blogspot.com/

Tootsie socks by Lara Neel. Thank you for your kind permission to post this photo.
Check out her blog: http://www.journalgazette.net/craftyliving

Pirates by Elizabeth Phillips. Thank you for your kind permission to use this photo.

The pattern is by Gudrun Johnston but the photo is property of Jared Flood. Thanks for your kind permission to use this photo.
Check out Gudrun’s blog: theshetlandtrader.com/blog/
While you’re at it, check out Jared Flood’s blog too: http://brooklyntweed.net/blog/

Aranami by Olga Buraya-Kefelian. Thank you for your kind permission to use this photo. Check out her blog: olgajazzzy.blogspot.com/

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Incidentally, if you happen to spot Crasher Squirrel on one of your project pages, please pass along the image. His mate and 4 little kits miss him. Plus, he’s in breach of contract with National Geographic. (If this reference to Crasher Squirrel confuses you, read more about Crasher Squirrel here. He was kind of a “thing” a couple of years ago, but if you missed that thing, here you go.)
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